GENESIS
In the beginning Zoomee created this Blog. Gen 1:2 And the blog was without form, and void; and darkness [was] upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Zoomee moved upon the face of the screen. Gen 1:3 And Zoomee said, Let there be light: and there was light. Gen 1:4 And Zoomee saw the light by turning on his computer and log onto his blogger account, that [it was] good: and Zoomee divided his dominion well; for the blog proper, for the feeder, for the future ads, etc. Gen 1:5 And those were his first day of work. Gen 1:6 And Zoomee said, Let there be objects in the midst of the screen, and let them divide the pictures from the texts. Gen 1:7 And Zoomee made the firmament, and divided the objects which [were] under the firmament from the html texts which [were] above the firmament: and it was so. Gen 1:8 And Zoomee called the firmament as Header. And those were his second day of work. Gen 1:9 And Zoomee said, Let the text under the Header be gathered together unto one place, and let the blank and void space be filled with zoomee stuff: and it was so. Gen 1:10 And Zoomee called the blank and void space as the proper Blog Space; and the gathering together of the texts as well as the pics called the stuffs: and Zoomee saw that [it was] good. Gen 1:11 And Zoomee said, Let the Blog Space bring forth some wacky colors and fonts, the simple text yielding cool stuffs, [and] the pictures yielding awesomes impressions after his kind, whose greatness [is] in itself, upon the Blog Space: and it was so. Gen 1:12 And the Blog Space brought forth colors as cool as Zoomee himself, [and] the simple texts yielding cool stuffs after his kind, and the pictures yielding awesome and fantastic impressions, whose greatness [were] in itself, after his kind: and Zoomee saw that [it was] good. Gen 1:13 And those were his third day of work. Gen 1:14 And Zoomee said, Let there be Zoomeeness in the firmament of the Header to divide the screen; and let them be for banners, and for signs, and for seasons, and for searches, and for a lifetime signature of his excellency, Zoomee. Gen 1:15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the Header to give amazements upon the Blog Space: and it was so. Gen 1:16 And Zoomee made two great division in the header; the greater division (the banner) to rule the Blog Space under it, and the lesser division (the google search and wisdoms to rule the other stuffs in His domicile: [He made] the bloody good design also. Gen 1:17 And Zoomee set them in the firmament of the Header to give Zoomeeness upon the Blog Space, Gen 1:18 And to rule over the cool, great, and fantastic columns, and to divide the banner from the searches: and Zoomee saw that [it was] good. Gen 1:19 And those were his fourth day of work. Gen 1:20 And Zoomee said, Let the texts bring forth abundantly the entertaining insights that hath life, and picz [that] may bloom in the Blog Space in the open firmament of Blog Universe . Gen 1:21 And Zoomee created great characters, and every living adorable and lovely creatures that moveth, which the texts brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every smoothness it brings after his kind: and Zoomee saw that [it was] good. Gen 1:22 And Zoomee blessed them, saying, be fruitful, be famous and multiply, and fill the worldwide web with your bloody good ideas, and let your fame multiply in the Blog World. Gen 1:23 And those were the fifth day of work. Gen 1:24 And Zoomee said, Let the Blog Space bring forth the living adorable characters after his kind, real, and illusion thing, and the best of the Blog Space after his kind: and it was so. Gen 1:25 And Zoomee made the best of the Blog Space after his kind, and magnificent characters after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the Blog Space after his kind: and Zoomee saw that [it was] good. Gen 1:26 And Zoomee said, Let us make stories in our image and outlook in life, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the readerz, over the funkiez, over the hipz and over the fanz, and over all the Blog Space, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon this Blog Space. Gen 1:27 So Zoomee created Azoomee in his [own] image, in the image of Zoomee created him; Zoomee created Korzo, Gazpar, Zigalot, and otherz. Gen 1:28 And Zoomee blessed them, and Zoomee said unto them, be fruitful, be famous and multiply, and replenish the Blog Space, and subdue it: and have dominion over all the Blog Space People. Gen 1:29 And Zoomee said, Behold, I have given you every Knowledge, which [is] upon the face of all the Blog Space, and every Wisdom, in the which [is] the text of a wisdom yielding colors to life; to you it shall be for your own digest. Gen 1:30 And to every hacker of the worldwideweb, and to every envious people of the wired and unwired, and to every thing that creepeth upon the network that connects this site to the rest of the world , wherein [there is] life, [I have given] every Knowledge and Wisdom: and it was so. Gen 1:31 And Zoomee saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, [it was] very good. Very very good. That it could be compared to hell and heaven; as bloody hell good. And those were the sixth day of work. Gen 1:32 Zoomee rest in the seventh day. Actually Zoomee took vacation and have some really great adventures there.
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